Here is a "rant" I wrote a couple of weeks ago for an audition. I didn't get the job so I might as well do something with it. I place the word, rant, in quotes because a rant implies a heightened state of emotion, even anger toward the subject. For the record: I cannot pretend to care about Paris Hilton, or much else in that universe- Which may be why I didn't get the job. Enjoy.
If you're Paris Hilton, a DUI is great for your career. Paris Hilton's motto- "I don't care what you say, just spell my name right." J O H N N I E- by the way. Cuz I'm with her there.
The woman works hard, producing meaningless music, movies that go straight to home video, movies that come straight from home video- all to promote her career as a drunken party slut.
In fact driving under the influence is the only talent she's ever displayed in public. Partying is what she does best and in that, she's a draw. Women want to be there to pick up slutting tips. Men want to be there because they expect oral sex- and at least they'll get to watch.
After the leak that someone else sang on her CD, sales went up. People thought, that if she hired a singer, it might be worth a listen.
The restaurant chain, Carl's Jr. gave her millions to put on a bikini and answer the question; which is bigger? A Western Bacon Cheeseburger or Paris Hilton's ass. Sadly it was the cheeseburger. However when arrested, she tells the world, she needed an In-n-Out burger. And there you have it. Even when there are millions of dollars at stake, she can't resist the old in-n-out.
Paris Hilton beat the system. There is no such thing as bad publicity, and it certainly can't hurt your career if you don't do anything.
I'll post the other "rant" as soon as I find it. Thanks for knowing how to read.
