I am now announcing my campaign as an independent candidate for the US House of Representatives, and I'd like to try out some slogans:
Johnnie for Congress
Because I need a job with benefits
Do a brother a solid- Vote for Johnnie
If elected, I'm stealing everything that's not nailed down- and bringing it back to my supporters!
Johnnie in the house! Sounds good, eh?
Johnnie for Congress
I'll figure it out when I get there.
Johnnie Walker for House of Representatives
One of 365 votes- How much harm can I do?
Johnnie Walker for US Congress
My influence is for sale- Cheap! Because I care about the common man.
Send Johnnie to Congress, because there's dumber guys than him in there.
Let me know which ones touch your heart. Or suggest some.
Thanks. I love you all.
-Johnnie Walker
Independent Candidate for the US House of Representatives
